Confession #1: I steal all of the Hershey Kisses out of my kids' Easter baskets. I do. I take them all and they are delicious.
Confession #2: Everyday at lunch I watch old episodes of Scrubs. That show cracks me up.
Confession #3: I am a Metallica fan. I am 38 and I will be a Metallica fan until I die.
Confession #4: I sometimes fantasize about kicking people's butts. I am really awesome in my imagination. I am full of vicious kicks, I throw people against the walls, I put Angelina to shame.
Confession #5: I would make a glorious cat lady. I would have 100 cats if I could. Fat cats, orange cats, cats everywhere.
Confession #6: I like to watch Swamp People and mimic their accents.
Confession #7: Speaking of Swamp People, you know that blonde guy that is missing a tooth? One time he got trapped by a gator and he killed it with a pocket knife. I don't think I've ever seen anything sexier. I know! I should be ashamed.
Confession#8: Speaking of sexy, I have a thing for Spock. You know, from Star Trek. I used to think it was the actor when I was a kid, but then when the new movie came out and I still thought Spock had it goin on and I realized I had seen the actor dozens of times and never thought much of him, it accured to me that it was Spock that I have the hots for. Pointed Ears and all.
Confession #9: I bawled when Jessie died on All My Children.
Confession #10: I know all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody. Thank you Wayne. Oh and I also know all the words to the movie Junior Bonnor. Thank you Alex.